Hola cool cats and/or kittens.
Are you looking for a spec script? If so, oh my meow I have some for you.
I’m open to offers. Use the form as attached.
And if you want to buy a film and support this here site…
screenplay
38 (21-1-23)
I’m 38 y’all.
Buy a film. https://t.co/FJswDUqEtR
Also check out the new backstory section, the site is ever so slowly getting updated.
Writing Update (2-1-23)
25 pages in two days.
Epic!
Parts of page 19 are below!
Year end review (31-12-22)
Hey there cool cats and/or kittens.
2022 is almost at an end, so it seems fitting for me to do wrap up of sorts for a year which has certainly been a year, both for good and for bad.
Firstly, I know that this website needs updating. It’s in the works.
Secondly, it’s been a proper grand year royalty wise. Thanks for Indie Nation Network and New Village Video, the films are still making change. Not anything I can live on, but it’s still awesome that people watch and pay for this dreck.
Thirdly, I came close to selling a script this year. I will sell one next year. That is my resolution. I know some people will scoff, but I willed myself to make a bunch of films and I did that so I’m going to sell a script damnit.
Fourthly, there’ll be a new book on Amazon at some point. It’ll be a book about my experiences making these films. I’ll keep y’all posted.
Finally, next year will see lots of new projects. There’ll be Barbatachtian: 1985, there’ll be a Christmas film (those make good bank at Christmas time), and I’ll be aiming to make a bigger film. Not sure which one yet, but I’ll be pushing for it.
For now, enjoy the New Year
See y’all on the other side.
Oh, and buy some shit on the store. https://barbatachthianfilm.com/store/
Kung Fu Island (9-11-22)
Yes, it’s time to shill today.
I have written a screenplay called Kung Fu Island that I am hoping to make as a film at some point in the future. But because I like money, I also put it on Amazon as an E-Book. I figure hey, if it’s a gigantic success then someone will buy the rights from me and pay me a lot of money to rewrite it as as Hollywood film.
So if enough of you buy a copy…
Barbatachtian: 1985 Update (30-7-22)
Good morning.
Day off from the full time job today and am tucking into some writing for the next Barbatachtian film, which is going to be really weird judging by this first draft.
Here’s a sneak peak.
Who are Louise and Drexel?
You’ll find out soon enough.
The Island of Kung Fu: book shilling (29-7-22)
Do you like books?
Do you like Kung Fu?
DO YOU LIKE SCREENPLAYS?
If the answer to those questions is yes, no, or even who the Hell are you get off my lawn, then you can buy 2022’s best unproduced screenplay/esoteric book today.
ON AMAZON.
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