Barbatachtian 6: The Evil Wood (10-5-23)

I’m a glutton for punishment.

Teaser Trailer

31-10-23

Bad Bad Acting (11-4-23

Bad bad acting and a wee lil jump) Barbatachtian 5: Alive

I don’t know…

Year end review (31-12-22)

Hey there cool cats and/or kittens.

2022 is almost at an end, so it seems fitting for me to do wrap up of sorts for a year which has certainly been a year, both for good and for bad.

Firstly, I know that this website needs updating. It’s in the works.

Secondly, it’s been a proper grand year royalty wise. Thanks for Indie Nation Network and New Village Video, the films are still making change. Not anything I can live on, but it’s still awesome that people watch and pay for this dreck.

Thirdly, I came close to selling a script this year. I will sell one next year. That is my resolution. I know some people will scoff, but I willed myself to make a bunch of films and I did that so I’m going to sell a script damnit.

Fourthly, there’ll be a new book on Amazon at some point. It’ll be a book about my experiences making these films. I’ll keep y’all posted.

Finally, next year will see lots of new projects. There’ll be Barbatachtian: 1985, there’ll be a Christmas film (those make good bank at Christmas time), and I’ll be aiming to make a bigger film. Not sure which one yet, but I’ll be pushing for it.

For now, enjoy the New Year

See y’all on the other side.

Oh, and buy some shit on the store. https://barbatachthianfilm.com/store/

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Kung Fu Island (9-11-22)

Yes, it’s time to shill today.

I have written a screenplay called Kung Fu Island that I am hoping to make as a film at some point in the future. But because I like money, I also put it on Amazon as an E-Book. I figure hey, if it’s a gigantic success then someone will buy the rights from me and pay me a lot of money to rewrite it as as Hollywood film.

So if enough of you buy a copy…

The Island of Kung Fu: book shilling (29-7-22)

Do you like books?

Do you like Kung Fu?

DO YOU LIKE SCREENPLAYS?

If the answer to those questions is yes, no, or even who the Hell are you get off my lawn, then you can buy 2022’s best unproduced screenplay/esoteric book today.

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