I’m a glutton for punishment.
Teaser Trailer
31-10-23
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Bad Bad Acting (11-4-23
Bad bad acting and a wee lil jump) Barbatachtian 5: Alive
I don’t know…
Plane review (18-1-23)
Hola cool cats and/or kittens.
Using my Odeon membership, I got to see Plane early. It’s the new Gerard Butler film, and let me tell you it’s surely a Gerard Butler film. The runtime is 1.47hrs, it moves lightning quick, you get character development on the run and they cut to the case very quickly regarding plot beats.
So naturally…
I really enjoyed it. It’s loud, dumb, and yet kinetically violent at points. We’re dealing with simple material here, simple material executed well. If you like his brand of B-Movies, go see it.
And while you’re here, check out the link below on how to purchase my films online.
Year end review (31-12-22)
Hey there cool cats and/or kittens.
2022 is almost at an end, so it seems fitting for me to do wrap up of sorts for a year which has certainly been a year, both for good and for bad.
Firstly, I know that this website needs updating. It’s in the works.
Secondly, it’s been a proper grand year royalty wise. Thanks for Indie Nation Network and New Village Video, the films are still making change. Not anything I can live on, but it’s still awesome that people watch and pay for this dreck.
Thirdly, I came close to selling a script this year. I will sell one next year. That is my resolution. I know some people will scoff, but I willed myself to make a bunch of films and I did that so I’m going to sell a script damnit.
Fourthly, there’ll be a new book on Amazon at some point. It’ll be a book about my experiences making these films. I’ll keep y’all posted.
Finally, next year will see lots of new projects. There’ll be Barbatachtian: 1985, there’ll be a Christmas film (those make good bank at Christmas time), and I’ll be aiming to make a bigger film. Not sure which one yet, but I’ll be pushing for it.
For now, enjoy the New Year
See y’all on the other side.
Oh, and buy some shit on the store. https://barbatachthianfilm.com/store/
The Island of Kung Fu: book shilling (29-7-22)
Do you like books?
Do you like Kung Fu?
DO YOU LIKE SCREENPLAYS?
If the answer to those questions is yes, no, or even who the Hell are you get off my lawn, then you can buy 2022’s best unproduced screenplay/esoteric book today.
ON AMAZON.
The Island of Kung Fu (31-5-22)
Hi.
If you want to support me and my crazy ideas and provide a back door pathway to The Island Of Kung Fu being made as a film, now is your chance.
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