Welsh Cinemas need Barbatachtian Returns (3-8-22)


Do you live in Wales?

Is there a cool, hip, slightly sexy arthouse cinema nearby?

Do they show weird indie films?

If so…

You go tell those sexy, sexy people that you need Barbatachtian Returns in a cinema. Like right now. Because you do. You want that horizontal horror, you want that shockingly bad continuity, you want my terrible singing voice on a big screen.

And hey, you tell them if they do pick it up they’ll get a free video introduction.

And Hell, if I can I’ll even come down and do a Q and A. And answer questions like;

What is wrong with you?

Why did you make this film?

Who let you sing?

What the fuck is a Barbatachtian?

I mean, you gotta do it, right?

Also, because it can’t be said enough, WB binning Batgirl is actually pathetic.


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